Cartoon Captions

Winter 2024 Caption Contest Winners

And the Winner Is …

“I don’t mind the anointing, but whatever happened to ‘a little dab will do ya’?”
—Kevin Whitehead, Columbia, Tennessee

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our Summer 2024 cartoon, based on 1 Samuel 16:13: “Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the presence of his brothers; and the spirit of the Lord came mightily upon David from that day forward.” We are pleased to congratulate Kevin Whitehead of Columbia, Tennessee, who wrote the winning caption, and our runners-up:

RUNNERS-UP:

“Jehovah sent me to anoint you. Or did he mean ‘ewe’?”
—Jack Helser, Sequim, Washington

“Israel’s new perfume craze: Samuel No. 5.”
—Keith Gates, Winnfield, Louisiana

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

“This oil should last you five years or 5,000 miles, whichever comes first.”
—Kevin Johnson, Carson City, Nevada

“Man, this oil feels better than conditioner!”
—Theresa Parkinson, Glendale, California