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Summer 2025 Caption Contest Winners

And the winner is…

“You can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m the Lord’s man, no time to talk!”
—Beth Vanderbeck, Charleston, South Carolina

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our Summer 2025 cartoon (left), based on 2 Samuel 6:14: “David danced before the Lord with all his might.” We are pleased to congratulate Beth Vanderbeck of Charleston, South Carolina, who wrote the winning caption, and our runners-up:

Runners Up

“Walk this (Yah)weh!”
James Chavez, Albuquerque, New Mexico

“‘Israel’s Got Talent’ will not be impressed by this guy’s dancing!”
Laurel Meyer, Winder, Georgia

Honorable Mentions

“Saul slew his thousands, but David’s slaying the dance floor!”
Trevor Bourgeois, Lewis Center, Ohio

“Marry him, they said. He’ll be king one day, they said. No one mentioned the crazy!”
Gina Murray, Kilgore, Texas

“Afterward, Michal would realize David had been sneaking out to spend time with the Pentecostals.”
Gregory Fisher, Tulsa, Oklahoma

“I’ll never understand modern dance. Give me a little Bronze Age boogaloo.”
John Coleman Campbell, Malaga, Washington

“Wait—I thought the song title was ‘Dancing Queen’!”
Tim McGeehan, Arlington, Virginia

“Is this Dancing with the Czars: Jerusalem?”
Michael Ramel, Cedar Grove, Wisconsin

“Yes, even back then cool cats wore sunglasses!”
Wayne Hodgins, Côte Saint-Luc, Quebec, Canada

“He sure can’t move his pelvis like Elvis!”
Lynn Maynard, Centralia, Washington

“Who does my husband think he is, Johanan Travolta?”
Yosef Koelner, Plantation, Florida

“Yah, Yah, Yahweh, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.”
Charles Earl Harrel, Portland, Oregon

“David is dancing to the Oldies Testament!”
Michael Galbreath, Peotone, Illinois

“O Lord, I want to be in that number, when the Ark comes rolling in!”
Salvatore Tocci, East Hampton, New York

“David’s dance sparked a city-wide sensation. They called it ‘Arking’—the dance that swept Jerusalem.”
Conrad Pena, Saint Paul, Minnesota

“What? Why didn’t he invite me?! He knows how much I like to dance!”
Helen Marner, Vero Beach, Florida

“When the presence of God enters the city, dignity is optional!”
Alleen C Henderson, Hillsboro, Oregon

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