And the Winner Is …
Image by: Eric Carlson
“Hey Jesus, remember that ‘walking on water’ thing that Peter did?”
Dennis Hefty, Salem, Oregon
Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our Winter 2024 cartoon, based on Matthew 8:24–26: “A windstorm arose on the sea, so great that the boat was being swamped by the waves; but [Jesus] was asleep. And they went and woke him up, saying, ‘Lord, save us! We are perishing!’ And he said to them, ‘Why are you afraid, you of little faith?’” We are pleased to congratulate Dennis Hefty of Salem, Oregon, who wrote the winning caption, and our runners-up:
Runners-up:
“I know you said we need to be baptized, but I think you’re going a little overboard this time!”
Gen Dorn, Mesa, Arizona
“Wake up! The BAS Seminar at Sea brochure didn’t mention this!”
Kent Atwood, Clancy, Montana
Honorable Mentions:
“Anything you ask, lord, but it’s my name on the boat rental!”
Robert Allen, Laredo, Texas
“Everybody’s goin’ surfin’, surfin’ Galilee!”
Susan DeBartolo, Owasso, Oklahoma
“This was only supposed to be a three-hour tour…”
Gregory Fisher, Tulsa, Oklahoma
“I told you a thousand times not to hang your laundry on the mast!”
James Talens, Boynton Beach, Florida
“Lord…we don’t want to rock the boat, but could you stop this boat from rockin’?!”
John Beck, Valencia, California
“If we sing loud enough, maybe he’ll wake up on his own. Row, row, row your boat…”
Deacon Ed Whitesell, Halethorpe, Maryland
“If you snooze, we lose.”
Michael Jahn, St. Cloud, Minnesota
“At least Noah had an ark!”
David M. Roessler, Hazel Park, Michigan
“Fear not! This boat be a self-bailer!”
Tony Koon, Rexburg, Idaho
“This happens every time he snores. Wake him up and tell him to turn over!”
Michael C. Miller, Pendergrass, Georgia
I’ve heard of Rock-a-bye Baby, but this is ridiculous!”
Lynnea Washburn, Sammamish, Washington
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