BIBLE HISTORY DAILY

Spring 2025 Caption Contest Winners

And the winner is…

“We’ve gotta invite this Jesus guy to all our parties!”
Josh Bizzell, Byron, Georgia

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our Spring 2025 cartoon (left), based on John 2:9–10: “When the steward tasted the water that had become wine, and did not know where it came from (though the servants who had drawn the water knew), the steward called the bridegroom and said to him, ‘Everyone serves the good wine first, and then the inferior wine after the guests have become drunk. But you have kept the good wine until now.’” We are pleased to congratulate Josh Bizzell of Byron, Georgia, who wrote the winning caption, and our runners-up:

Runners-up

“Outstanding! Let’s call it Cana Cabernet!”
Don Sterrenburg, Santo Domingo, California

“Ahh, now that’s the real Manischewitz!”
Jack M. Rode, Whitefield, New Hampshire

Honorable Mentions

“Red wine?! But I ordered white! We’re having fish for dinner.”
Judy Jackson, Covina, California

“My laundry was in there!”
Sean McCandless, Danvers, Massachusetts

“What’s next, wine in a box?”
Alan Henriksen, Camarillo, California

“That was my last barrel of water! You’ve gotta stop having Jesus over for lunch.”
Phil Cuff, Yuma, Arizona

God bless this couple; God bless this gathering; and God keep blessing this water!”
Richard E. Jowsey, Buffalo, New York

“Ahhh, superb, my good servant. What’s the vintage?”
“About five minutes ago, my lord!”
Donald Algeo, Albion, New York

“If I’d known this was going to happen, I’d’ve gotten married years ago!”
Andy Jantzer, Titusville, Florida

“How am I supposed to do the dishes with this?”
Mark Labash, Tulsa, Oklahoma

“Imagine what we could make if we bottled this stuff!”
Paul Kuhlman, Hastings, Michigan

“I gotta go check the swimming pool!”
Bob Farr, Albany, Georgia

“So, you’re the rookie sommelier who said this amphora held only drinking water.”
Ralph Zeien, Sun City West, Arizona

“I told them ‘No water from the Red Sea!’”
Walt Jones, Galloway, New Jersey

“It’s going to be a long night; do you think we should bring him the lamb bones and bread heels?”
Monte Follis, Chilton, Wisconsin

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